ping and pong.

30 june was my brother's bday. mama bot him handphone. great. every one in my family has changed their phones!

mama change to :


papa and younger bro both change to :


even my maid change to :


when is my turn?!!?!?!?


anyway, it was my bro's bday. bot him a astro boy t shirt. very cute. =) and a cake from royals.





hiao hiao making a wish. HAHA




and, my hamsters like to eat carrot. they are very fat and strong already. =)

took this from an email.


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

happy friday

went towning with gia. =) ate NYDC and got free ice cream from this new ice cream shop jus beside NYDC at wheelock. i got green tea flavour and gia ate black sesame. quite nice, but i wun walk there jus to buy that ice cream. haha

this is gia with her baked pasta.


at this rate where i am eating nydc, i am goin fat soon. =)

oh ya. this auntie is ghana fan i think. yellow flower, red sari, and YELLOW feet. wahaha

1.13pm

i bought this 2 items from a website that is now so ever popular. =)







anyone interested in getting stuffs like that can get them thru suelin, or me if u dunoe her.

silly garfield.

on sat, xsr, cy, and bk came over to my place to watch soccer after lion dance. watched, and we watched, and bk was so stressed up. after the 2nd match, we went to mac to eat at yew tee. it was already 2am. den we went back to watch the 3rd match. den slowly, cy fell asleep. after the 3rd match, she and bk slpt in my room, each on a bed. wo hen li hai! i slpt at 6.30am! =) (hannah. not very li hai, but nvm). xsr more li hai. he woke up at 6.30am and slpt at 5.30am.

anyway. there comes sunday. me and xsr went to lot one to see garfield. his sis is there with her daughter, joey. after garfield there was snoopy. all is pian small kids wan lorh! also nt exciting, but the kids were there screaming to the emcee's questions and stuffs. wo mei you this kind of tong nian.
den went town. and i think in my last life i might haf pissed joey off. cos she demands that i carry her all around town. if not, she would jump up and down, crying screaming and den lie flat on the ground. ok. i give up. =) hahaha. now she likes me and she hates xsr. *muahahaha

gathering

went with crown's ppl to partyworld today. total of 9 of us. went to ktv. din sing, cos i dun sing! =) go there listen to them concert. haha.

and went to nydc after that for dinner. very fun. and funny. angela took the plush toy monkey, and kiap its tail inbetween its leg to act as its dick. shld haf took a photo. but. nvm!. imagination is wilder.






and i realise i look good in this pic taken some 2 yrs ago. wahaha!

=(

am sad cos my teeth hurt. they hurt and hurt and hurt and hurt. so much so that i have to brush my teeth ultra gently, merely almost touching. and swallowing porridge. but swallowing food is my strong point.

and i must blog quickly because the electricity gonna go off in 40 mins time. from 1pm to 6pm, there's maintenance goin on at my hse. so. ya. no electricity. wondering if my fishes will die due to lack of oxygen cos the pumps wun be working. =)

sunday

went to xsr's place. watched scary movie 1, 2. and that day we watched 3,4. so i've finished it all. =)


and his niece is very bad. she's 2 yrs plus. and when we saw a dog at the void deck, she suddenly said : na hui jia. yao si yeye nainai hai you papa.

wahaha!

!!!

i have to attend yet another wedding dinner tonight, and i have absolutely nothing to wear! cant wear back the same clothes, cant wear jeans cos its at this raffles plaza or sth.

going off to town with my younger brother right now. =) new clothes!

i like majolica majorca!

anyone goin to taiwan or japan? =( help me buy. better still, buy for me lah!

been very busy!

too busy to even get online. the only times i get online is during class times, using the sch's computer. busy with work, not so much with school . . and bf! =)

work's tiring, but nevertheless, it gives me income. =) money makes the world goes round, so w/o it, i canot lorh. really. no money = not happy. so work = money = happy. thus, work lorh! gonna work later too.

sch is pretty great. had quite a number of presentations to do, and to prepare my files for submission. quite tedious. and this is the last week of sch. next week is exam week. i haf 2 exams. one maths, and one aerospace thing. the aerospace thing, i mean, module, i noe nth about it. it has 3 topics included for exams, and i dunoe anything! how great. its about wad electric circuits, magnetism. . kinda like physics.

bf is great. =) although we meet only 2 to 3 times a week, but he has been very good to me. ate nydc that day. long time since i craved for it, and we finally did ate at suntec. very nice.

Big walk 2006

dragon danced the 5km of the route. but we travelled more than 5km, cos we walked zigzag through out. shagged. but its fun! =)

la francaise

jasmine : bonjour, cava bien? j'mappelle jasmine. je sui singapourienne. j'habite a singapour, yew tee. je parle onglaise, chinoise, et francaise.


giacinta : JElapang, bangkit, bukit panjang!

random.

went to buy mother's day present for my mum under influence of giacinta. =) first time for the 17th years in my life. bot her a handphone pouch and a chanel lippie. very chio. i like. wahaha.

went to eat crystal jade la mian with gia. she's happy, nt cos of the la mian, but its cos she's with me! =)



and not forgetting, BM's pose. wahahaha.




hello. let me show u my xiao bai and xiao hei. xiao bai is the grey hamster. xiao hei is the white hamster.

SHIT!

i dunoe where the songs in xsr's mp3 went to!!! i jus plug that thing in my laptop, pull out, den. bu jian liao! zhe me ban. i am so dead.

i think i accidentally did something to make the songs all disappear. AH!!!!! zhe me ban !?!! how to tell him the news w/o a big reaction. damn. =( zhen bu hao yi si.

10 fun FACTS to tell kids

[1] dogs that bark dun bite

[2] cover your eyes; no one can see u

[3] toys come out to play when u are asleep

[4] there's no such thing as santa claus, but there's a monster hiding below your bed

[5] the more lies u tell, the more leg hair u grow

[6] 3 strands of hair will sprout from every mole or birthmark u haf by the age of 45

[7] answer the phone by the 5th ring or the phoneline will be connected to the police station

[8] u have curly hair because ur mom ate too much maggi mees during her pregnancy

[9] plants breathe. animals breathe. humans breathe. according to experts, we will run out of oxygen in 17 years time, and we will all die

[10] cats are vegeterians


[haha][will blog more when i think of new ones.][=)]

the search

i finally found the watch i wanted so much after a long search. been lookin for this particular Guess watch since february. been popping into all the watch shops that i by pass, hoping to see this watch. Even placed orders in BPP and Takashimaya for this watch, but to no avail. responses are : its out of stock in the whole singapore.

finally comes a day, i saw a lady wearing this watch. over whelmed by my excitment, i went to ask her where she bought it. "Mustafa, cheaper somemore!"

didnt haf the time to go to mustafa. Last saturday, i went to Msia, i went into the Guess shop. and i saw it!! whees. but the price was not as cheap as mustafa's. so dint buy, and when i came back to singapore, i went to mustafa's the next 2 day. saw that watch, it was priced $133, while at Guess it was $165. BUT! only available in sickly pink and gross baby blue.

anyway! i told my mama fren to go back msia buy the watch for me. and he did ! well, nt jus because i told him to go lar. he went back to visit his parents or sth. so, here i am, waiting to take the watch from my mum when she finishes work today. =)

NAH! SO CHIO! DROOLS.



and dino drew me a chocofish today. =)

let me tell u a funny joke

one day, fan shu ( sweet potato) zou zhe zou zhe,


ta die dao le! =)


one day, cong ( spring onion ) zou zhe zou zhe,

ta ku le. . =)


anyway, went to nam sieng anniversary at chinatown with xsr, and yiquan. both of them wear beidge cap, black shirt, kakis. so GAY!

am tired now. and one last thing, i really truely think that my joke is funny. =) i shall tell u all the mua ji joke next time. hahaha!

suay bong ness

extreme!

went to msia on sat. and bought some dvds. those that i wanted so much to watch but had no chance. and were all confisticated at the custom. damn! its like. we kena total check suaybongly, we got caught.. wahaha. =(

anyway, my bf has a admirer who's willing to wash his clothes, mend his clothes, do all his housework, wait for him for an hr after work jus to take the same bus as him, watch a movie she has watched b4 jus to be with him, make chocolates, and bake cookies for him. what else can i say?

=)

am happy because i am 3rd in standard. =)

will update some suay bongness events. soon.

suay!

was just braggin to dino that yew tee is gd, and amk is louya, and knn, my house blackout.

only my unit! suddenly fan off, modem off, fish tank's pump not working. and my maid ran in to tell me no electricity. only us two at home.

after a while, decided to call my mama. and she immediately called the management. =]

management good! got 2 electrician came up to my hse. and one asked : before this u got use any power supply?

i was like. duh!! of cos. the fan, the fish pump, blahblah blah..

and in like. 5 seconds, they got me my electricity back! =) =) =)

lightning caused my power to duno wad. and suay bong, only my unit tio. ='(

i will never say that amk is louya anymore.

absolute puke-ka.

this is absolutely intolerable.

( images may cause discomfort. )

Mario Kart - Arcade

been playing this game at the arcade recently. haha! i've been to the arcades. sound so lian-ish, but hey. this game is fun. first talked into playing by xsr. den we got addicted to it. even purchasing the game card to save all our items and stuffs. wahaha.

the game is like. a racing kart with diff tracks and stages, but u can pick up random items on the way, using them to hit ur rivals and cause them to slow down or sth. =) whees.

let me show u.

this is my charactor, Toad. =)



very cute.

and xsr's pac man.


some other cuter charactors.

bowser


donkey kong


princess peach


and yoshi the dino!



go and play. go and play. den i can challenge u. wahaha!

no body dislikes mario. =)

chicken mcnugget

suddenly as i typed the word 'nugget', it looks funny to me. to the extend i went to mcdonald's webbie to check out the spelling. haha.

it often happens anyway. the more u look\stare at a word for long, its gonna look weird or wrong. ok. anyway. i jus felt like having mcnuggets. and i realised when we were young, chicken mcnuggets can be used to scold or insult someone. it jus can.

speaking of it, 'super white' also can be used to trick your friends. u go:

"eh. how say super white in chinese?"

"chao ji bai lar"

"HOR HOR!!!!! NI JIANG CHU HUA.!! i tell teacher!"

haha. so funny. =)

this is so pointless. the reason this entry is orange is because i'm gonna get my new orange birkenstocks. it has arrived and suelin gonna help me take from her fren. (gia, urs too!)

this is a pic of my new birks.


i am so happy.

and ya. a random piece of news. i had prata for 3 days in a row. i'm kinda sick of it now.


and ya. i love my bf. hahahaha!

S P I Z Z A

is good. =)

i get to eat pizzas every day.

job hop.

hopped job again! yet, in holland village still.

reason being, its closer to school. straight bus and all, but its my bloody 3rd job in holland v. =)

pay's the best compared to previous 2. and working hours are flex. great.

and i can miao ppl at haagen dazs and mock at their $4.50/hr pay.

qing ming

ytd we had our sao mu day. can consider it as a chance for our huge family to get together.

every year, my family takes much effort in making the sao mu day successful. there will never be a year where we missed out anything.

its always kinda a 'grand' event when we go sao mu. there will be a whole roasted pig, roast ducks, chickens, buns. . the list goes on. not forgeting the many joss sticks and incense paper. kinda surprised to see a paper bmw coupe though. burn for my ah por. den her driver can drive her around.

was looked at alot by other ppl who were there to pay respects to their ancesters. they must be thinking "biang. this family so kua zhang. ppl many many. items also many many. "

this is wad i like about my family. we always get things done harmoniously.

i is like english. . but

how come it is so weird?

thank YOU
miss YOU
love YOU
and even..

fuck YOU.

but why we never say welcome YOU?





and giacinta was telling me.


gia : u know, english is a bastard language.

me : y leh?

gia : cos english is a mixed language origin from latin all that. like zha zhong.

me : den singlish is wad?

gia: lagi bastard!

=)

been a week

yet my fingers are still painful. hahaha. =)



been to my cousin, ah li jie jie's wedding on friday 24 march. at noble house. pretty. she's pretty. i'm pretty. everyone else was pretty too! =)

6 more wedding dinners to go for this year. whee hee. i can buy more clothes already.

wanna see my glamourous photos? wahaha

me. . me.. and still more of me!








background a bit off, but. nvm! at least i look fine.


my attire!


me and my brother.


my mama and i.


my cousin jovie is pretty!!

her attire.


its okay if u think my pics are nt pretty cos i think they are, honestly. =)

whee!

i've got GPA 3.8 for my results this sem. happy.=)

what's ur immediate reaction. .

. . when someone closes the car door on your fingers?

( calmly ) me: eh XXX, kai men.. kai men. kuai dian kai men.

XXX (turns round from the front passenger's seat and look at me): zhe me leh?

me ( calmly ): wo de shou zi. kai men.

YYY : zhen de! ta de shou zhi! kai men!

XXX : orh (and opens cab's front passenger's door)

i immediately withdrew my poor fingers and started cry-laughing in pain.

now i have fat swollen fingers attached to my lovely left palm.

boring post.

this is just sth boring. jus wanna upload some pics. =)

self obsession

with the green contact lens that is cursed.


after swimming, at bp cafe cartel


xsr!

and recently, i fell in love with domo kun! =)


so cute hor?


i wan this! it costs around 100SGD inclusive of shipping fees. its a large hug pillow around 70 cm! big! i like. but. . sighs. u wan buy for me or not?

lastly,

this is the fitting room in the shop i work in. =)

i am too bored!

wanted to go swimming with my brother at JE, but mama say later tio skin cancer. wth! den decided to bring my brother go watch movie bah. too bored already lehs. wad to do?

tightened my braces ytd again. changed the wires to thicker wan. biang. damn pain!!!!! like first time put braces like that. but anyway, changed to green and neon green. wahahaha. chio. as chio as getting cabbage stuck in ur teeth. chio or not u tell me? =)

currently slackin at home during weekdays. =)

a lil update.

been workin during weekends.

sat had work, den lion dance. starting to train a whole dragon of gals to take part in the competition. i think that's wad my coach aims for. but. . hehe.

sun had work, den went to suntec (again!) with xsr. ate at the prata + laksa + wanton mee place near the convention centre. ehs. also nt very nice mah. how come so many ppl still frequent there?

monday evening. met arick. my first time riding a bike in my whole 17 years + 3 months. hahaha! how noobie can someone get? but honestly lar. my first time on a bike, and it was a scrambler. couldnt post up a pic cos the pic of his ultra nice scrambler is in my laptop. and did i mention? my laptop's power socket's down. so there's absolutely no battery in my laptop now. and ya. his scrambler. white, tall and nice. big exhaust pipe and all those stickers all around. wahaha.

tuesday, went bishan to look for xsr. den went to look for his fren at raffles place mrt. reached, and started rushing his fren to meet. den realised we were at cityhall mrt, nt raffles place. damn paiseh. =) he went to babyface to interview.

tadah. that's just all. meeting my hiao girl suelin later. =) time to have fun!

tag, and tagged.

Rules: The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover. Need to mention the sex of their lover. Tag 8 victims and let them know u tagged them. Replies can be given in any way. If tagged the second time, there is no need to post again.

Preferred sex: male please.

1. taller than me

2. able to give in to me

3. have time for me

4. able to make me laugh

5. gets along with me, my family, my frens, my pets . .

6. filial

7. love me for wad i am

8. not egoistic

The 8 victims:

giacinta

zhebin

henry

daryl

boshi

darry

william

pei zhen

=) go tag bah!

are u still a virgin?

heard a lot of stories about young couples having sex and doin everything else together. even those that are much younger than me. i know these ppl would say its perfectly normal for couples to have sexually active relationships, but please, nowadays ppl who are 12 are doin such things.

and the NYP girl thing. my god. its totally gross to see what these ppl are doing. something private, yet videoed and the clips spreading like wild fire. i find it totally disturbing, gross and kinda feel sad for their parents.

virgins, hands up.
*jasmine raises hand.

its a good thing

to procrastinate. =) by such, i completed painting my finger + toe nails, read my magazine again, blogged, chat, catch up with my friends, looked thru the olden days neoprints. =)

Great! now i will go study for my exam dued tml. i will. LATER.