Thursday, August 16, 2012

ridiculous yet funny

being in the so-called top and admired company, i frequently get requests from passengers which are really ridiculous, yet funny and amusing.  all because they pay a higher price to be with us, they think that we supply everything that they want to have.

seriously, this picture shows it all (from 9gag):


most often than not, i will always hear colleagues saying: the pax at seat XXX asked for blah blah blah. he think we 7-11 meh?! (admit, im guilty of this too)

it is really common sense to know that we have a limited amount of stuff that we carry in the air, yet some people expect us to product something that is out of the ordinary.

for eg:

1) today is my son's bday, dont you guys have a cake or sth?
well, yes we do but it is only if its booked in advance, and catered to us. 
(in my heart: how u expect me to produce or bake a cake for your son. there is still no cake no matter how much you grumble, demand, kick a huge fuss or complain.)

2) huh? only chocolate ice cream? do you have cookies and cream or coffee flavour?
no, sorry, only chocolate.
(in my heart: if you want cookies and cream later on when we reach i can buy one for u from 7-11. *mega roll eyes*)

3) im feeling very unwell. i want to upgrade to business.
no, upgrades are strictly not allowed.
but other XXX company allows me to upgrade.
sorry, it is not in our company policy to upgrade anyone.
(in my heart: then go take the other company la.)

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anw! the most amusing thing happened to me on my flight yesterday.

this is the ultimate!

passenger said: i will like to order some fast food. pizza, chicken wings or burger is fine.

0_o??????
simi dai ji?!

since when got pizza/chickenwings/burgers that can be ordered?

and also, today i got an order for juice.
so i asked, what kind of juice sir? i have apple, orange, tomato or pineapple.
the reply?
" TROPICAL JUICE"

simi dai ji?!

what is tropical juice??
hahaha! sometimes i get orders like guava juice, mango juice, strawberry juice, pear juice.. TROPICAL juice is a first!

i wonder where the pax heard that from?