"10 myths about cabin crew members:
- We all love our jobs
- We also love smiling, even when presented with overflowing sick bags
- We're not remotely afraid of turbulence
- We eat the same food as the passengers
- We have a man in every port
- We don't get hangovers
- We don't mind getting up at 3am
- We're not the bright so we need a calcuator to work out the prices of two coffees
- We all live very glamorous lives
- Our secret wish is to marry captains (even ugly captains)"
extracted from: confessions of an air hostess
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currently being much in love with this book.
i kept smiling and nodding in agreement.
especially love this part where they say :
"Please be careful when aiming for the toilet bowl as we have no cleaners on the flight. Cabin crew members are here primarily for your comfort and safety, and potty training is not included in the price of your cheap flight.
Just to let you know, if you hand us complaint cards at the end of the flight, they will not be passed on to Head Office but will go straight into the bin along with your used napkins.
Please do not ask us which country we are flying over at any stage of the flight - if we were that good at geopraphy, we'd be, like, geography teachers or something. "
