u noe, its not easy being not attractive, especially if ur name is jasmine yong.
mosquitoes like to venture around jasmine and often, giving jasmine bites all over. even if there is some other freaks with jasmine, she's always the first bitten by mosquitoes. Thus, first spotting that the place is mosquitoes infected.
lorry drivers like to honk, flash their high beams or smile and wave when they see jasmine at the bus stop outside stagmont ring. it is a unspoken rule that they have to do that. jasmine attracts them to turn their head facing the bus stop when they drive pass, irregardless of race, but mostly, chinese. these uncles think that jasmine is attractive and often honk so loudly to get jasmine's attention. the fact is, they often shocked her with the loud sound. if u are thinking maybe it's jasmine's attire, then u are wrong. her outfit ranges from jeans to skirts to her roxy boardshort. a big t shirt, roxy boardshort and slippers can steal attention from drivers. they think that jasmine is pleasured, but please, she often argue with herself to not point her middle finger at them.
in shopping centres and lion dance performances with other troupes, jasmine is vulnerable to ah beng's attention. why? jasmine has no idea too. but according to jasmine's super duper good friend, giacinta, jasmine has the so called ah lian look, thus, ah bengs like to notice her and get number from her, especially those small bengs who walk like cai shen ye. jasmine would like to wish them a happy new year and hope the cai shen ye(s) bless her with loads of money and good fortune.
(ps. jasmine wouldnt forget giacinta's share)
