took this from an email.


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

happy friday

went towning with gia. =) ate NYDC and got free ice cream from this new ice cream shop jus beside NYDC at wheelock. i got green tea flavour and gia ate black sesame. quite nice, but i wun walk there jus to buy that ice cream. haha

this is gia with her baked pasta.


at this rate where i am eating nydc, i am goin fat soon. =)

oh ya. this auntie is ghana fan i think. yellow flower, red sari, and YELLOW feet. wahaha

1.13pm

i bought this 2 items from a website that is now so ever popular. =)







anyone interested in getting stuffs like that can get them thru suelin, or me if u dunoe her.

silly garfield.

on sat, xsr, cy, and bk came over to my place to watch soccer after lion dance. watched, and we watched, and bk was so stressed up. after the 2nd match, we went to mac to eat at yew tee. it was already 2am. den we went back to watch the 3rd match. den slowly, cy fell asleep. after the 3rd match, she and bk slpt in my room, each on a bed. wo hen li hai! i slpt at 6.30am! =) (hannah. not very li hai, but nvm). xsr more li hai. he woke up at 6.30am and slpt at 5.30am.

anyway. there comes sunday. me and xsr went to lot one to see garfield. his sis is there with her daughter, joey. after garfield there was snoopy. all is pian small kids wan lorh! also nt exciting, but the kids were there screaming to the emcee's questions and stuffs. wo mei you this kind of tong nian.
den went town. and i think in my last life i might haf pissed joey off. cos she demands that i carry her all around town. if not, she would jump up and down, crying screaming and den lie flat on the ground. ok. i give up. =) hahaha. now she likes me and she hates xsr. *muahahaha

gathering

went with crown's ppl to partyworld today. total of 9 of us. went to ktv. din sing, cos i dun sing! =) go there listen to them concert. haha.

and went to nydc after that for dinner. very fun. and funny. angela took the plush toy monkey, and kiap its tail inbetween its leg to act as its dick. shld haf took a photo. but. nvm!. imagination is wilder.






and i realise i look good in this pic taken some 2 yrs ago. wahaha!

=(

am sad cos my teeth hurt. they hurt and hurt and hurt and hurt. so much so that i have to brush my teeth ultra gently, merely almost touching. and swallowing porridge. but swallowing food is my strong point.

and i must blog quickly because the electricity gonna go off in 40 mins time. from 1pm to 6pm, there's maintenance goin on at my hse. so. ya. no electricity. wondering if my fishes will die due to lack of oxygen cos the pumps wun be working. =)

sunday

went to xsr's place. watched scary movie 1, 2. and that day we watched 3,4. so i've finished it all. =)


and his niece is very bad. she's 2 yrs plus. and when we saw a dog at the void deck, she suddenly said : na hui jia. yao si yeye nainai hai you papa.

wahaha!

!!!

i have to attend yet another wedding dinner tonight, and i have absolutely nothing to wear! cant wear back the same clothes, cant wear jeans cos its at this raffles plaza or sth.

going off to town with my younger brother right now. =) new clothes!

i like majolica majorca!

anyone goin to taiwan or japan? =( help me buy. better still, buy for me lah!

been very busy!

too busy to even get online. the only times i get online is during class times, using the sch's computer. busy with work, not so much with school . . and bf! =)

work's tiring, but nevertheless, it gives me income. =) money makes the world goes round, so w/o it, i canot lorh. really. no money = not happy. so work = money = happy. thus, work lorh! gonna work later too.

sch is pretty great. had quite a number of presentations to do, and to prepare my files for submission. quite tedious. and this is the last week of sch. next week is exam week. i haf 2 exams. one maths, and one aerospace thing. the aerospace thing, i mean, module, i noe nth about it. it has 3 topics included for exams, and i dunoe anything! how great. its about wad electric circuits, magnetism. . kinda like physics.

bf is great. =) although we meet only 2 to 3 times a week, but he has been very good to me. ate nydc that day. long time since i craved for it, and we finally did ate at suntec. very nice.

Big walk 2006

dragon danced the 5km of the route. but we travelled more than 5km, cos we walked zigzag through out. shagged. but its fun! =)

la francaise

jasmine : bonjour, cava bien? j'mappelle jasmine. je sui singapourienne. j'habite a singapour, yew tee. je parle onglaise, chinoise, et francaise.


giacinta : JElapang, bangkit, bukit panjang!

random.

went to buy mother's day present for my mum under influence of giacinta. =) first time for the 17th years in my life. bot her a handphone pouch and a chanel lippie. very chio. i like. wahaha.

went to eat crystal jade la mian with gia. she's happy, nt cos of the la mian, but its cos she's with me! =)



and not forgetting, BM's pose. wahahaha.




hello. let me show u my xiao bai and xiao hei. xiao bai is the grey hamster. xiao hei is the white hamster.

SHIT!

i dunoe where the songs in xsr's mp3 went to!!! i jus plug that thing in my laptop, pull out, den. bu jian liao! zhe me ban. i am so dead.

i think i accidentally did something to make the songs all disappear. AH!!!!! zhe me ban !?!! how to tell him the news w/o a big reaction. damn. =( zhen bu hao yi si.

10 fun FACTS to tell kids

[1] dogs that bark dun bite

[2] cover your eyes; no one can see u

[3] toys come out to play when u are asleep

[4] there's no such thing as santa claus, but there's a monster hiding below your bed

[5] the more lies u tell, the more leg hair u grow

[6] 3 strands of hair will sprout from every mole or birthmark u haf by the age of 45

[7] answer the phone by the 5th ring or the phoneline will be connected to the police station

[8] u have curly hair because ur mom ate too much maggi mees during her pregnancy

[9] plants breathe. animals breathe. humans breathe. according to experts, we will run out of oxygen in 17 years time, and we will all die

[10] cats are vegeterians


[haha][will blog more when i think of new ones.][=)]

the search

i finally found the watch i wanted so much after a long search. been lookin for this particular Guess watch since february. been popping into all the watch shops that i by pass, hoping to see this watch. Even placed orders in BPP and Takashimaya for this watch, but to no avail. responses are : its out of stock in the whole singapore.

finally comes a day, i saw a lady wearing this watch. over whelmed by my excitment, i went to ask her where she bought it. "Mustafa, cheaper somemore!"

didnt haf the time to go to mustafa. Last saturday, i went to Msia, i went into the Guess shop. and i saw it!! whees. but the price was not as cheap as mustafa's. so dint buy, and when i came back to singapore, i went to mustafa's the next 2 day. saw that watch, it was priced $133, while at Guess it was $165. BUT! only available in sickly pink and gross baby blue.

anyway! i told my mama fren to go back msia buy the watch for me. and he did ! well, nt jus because i told him to go lar. he went back to visit his parents or sth. so, here i am, waiting to take the watch from my mum when she finishes work today. =)

NAH! SO CHIO! DROOLS.



and dino drew me a chocofish today. =)

let me tell u a funny joke

one day, fan shu ( sweet potato) zou zhe zou zhe,


ta die dao le! =)


one day, cong ( spring onion ) zou zhe zou zhe,

ta ku le. . =)


anyway, went to nam sieng anniversary at chinatown with xsr, and yiquan. both of them wear beidge cap, black shirt, kakis. so GAY!

am tired now. and one last thing, i really truely think that my joke is funny. =) i shall tell u all the mua ji joke next time. hahaha!

suay bong ness

extreme!

went to msia on sat. and bought some dvds. those that i wanted so much to watch but had no chance. and were all confisticated at the custom. damn! its like. we kena total check suaybongly, we got caught.. wahaha. =(

anyway, my bf has a admirer who's willing to wash his clothes, mend his clothes, do all his housework, wait for him for an hr after work jus to take the same bus as him, watch a movie she has watched b4 jus to be with him, make chocolates, and bake cookies for him. what else can i say?

=)

am happy because i am 3rd in standard. =)

will update some suay bongness events. soon.

suay!

was just braggin to dino that yew tee is gd, and amk is louya, and knn, my house blackout.

only my unit! suddenly fan off, modem off, fish tank's pump not working. and my maid ran in to tell me no electricity. only us two at home.

after a while, decided to call my mama. and she immediately called the management. =]

management good! got 2 electrician came up to my hse. and one asked : before this u got use any power supply?

i was like. duh!! of cos. the fan, the fish pump, blahblah blah..

and in like. 5 seconds, they got me my electricity back! =) =) =)

lightning caused my power to duno wad. and suay bong, only my unit tio. ='(

i will never say that amk is louya anymore.