bangkok trip part 1 - the colours of bangkok

taxis in many delightful colours.















didnt have chance to take a photo of the metallic neon green taxi.

chicken hearted

i am so impressed. my ah por is 81 yrs old, yet she goes to the fitness corner below our flat everyday to do exercise. my heart kinda skip abit when i saw wad she did.

u may have seen this at the fitness corner in your neighbourhood.


see my ah por, so brave! to think 2 yrs back she fell and fractured her entire thigh, having to insert metal rods into her leg to strengthen them.





i admire!

start of school

the most uncomfortable thing since the start of school (yesterday only) is that i haf to wake up bloody early. this is so annoying.

where have the days when i could sleep till 1pm gone?!! i am lack of sleep. [to think jun can wake up at 5.15am everyday, considering that he is so much more of a sleeper than me]


ke lian! i proclaim myself as ke lian.

shit.

my laptop crashed. it jus couldnt be switched on.



now i have to go all the way to acer (and wait around2 hrs) to get it fixed. so convenient.

spot my new hair style

FWAH! is light weight now.

tired legs

am back from bangkok! all we did there was, shop, shop, and SHOP!

from around 11am till 9pm? hehe. just during lunch, dinner, and on transport travelling to other shopping areas. =)

am 300SG$ poorer.

oh ya. mama bought a super huge Chivas at the thailand air port. is 2 litres. shall load some pics next entry. =)

the wedding dinner

am impressed by marriott. =) have bypass it millions of time when i go shoppin in orchard. ytd was the first time ever stepping into this hotel.

went up to the bridal's suite at level 26 . the view was pretty nice.




can see grand hyatt from here.


so many cars at 6pm!

and was surprised to find out things i never knew. let me show u.


above TANGs shopping mall, there is a basketball court.

and..


above SCOTTs shopping centre, there's a swimming pool!

pwah! super sua ku . walk pass there millions of time. yet dunoe anything. nvm. now i noe. and u also noe. =)

felt hungry, so kaiqi and i sashayed to lucky plaza to buy macdonald. hahaha! wear 2 inch heels walk here walk there. is nt fun lorh. so afraid that i would twist my ankle or sth. hai hao mei you.


lovely macdonald. very xing fu to have when u are super hungry.

the ceremony began at around 8.30pm. . everything was almost similar to the many weddin ceremony i attended this year and every year. . except for the dessert. is special. cos is cake. nice nice cakes. =)




my share



ME : bebe, pose mei mei leh.


she pose like that.

ME : zhe yang mei meh?
BEBE : (nods head ) uh. zhe yang hen mei.
ME : bu mei lar. wo yao hen mei de.

she proceeds to changed her pose into right hand and right leg.
win liao lorh. . i wu ti tou di.

okay. this is me.

seldom so feminine wan. hahahaha.


my mama and me.



this is my mama's orchid flower which she place at our door step. she likes it cos its as huge as her head. ok. nearly as huge.




weeee!

joval's wedding

early morning went to my cousin, joval's house. i'm one of her jie meis. first time being a jie mei, nan mian a bit sua ku. but learn as i go along lar. she's pretty! =) tall and slim and pretty.

how come i'm so shorT!?

had to tie this 2 roses on our right hand. is nice. but kinda irritating when the stem of the flower keeps poking into ur wrist.




anyway, the gatecrash was fun. had fun extorting money from the groom and his brothers. they so wu liao, give us a fat ang pao, but inside all 2$ notes. hahaha. made them danced pole dance, asked the groom to say out 8 things he loved about joval. . awww.. . so sweet rite! hahaha.

this is me,in my jie mei attire.


as the time passes, we extort more and more cash. . and to think they tried to cheat us with dunoe wad country note! rupiah i think! haha!

but in the end, nt bad lar our income. =) hehehehe



goin to marriot hotel in a while's time. go be receptionist. i is chio now. =)

my hamsters

made love all nite and than gave birth to 5 babies.


hahaha. nah. the first part of the sentence is false. nevertheless, the fe-ham gave birth to 5 babies. 5 ultra red tiny babies. very cute. like small peanuts.

but rite, the fe-ham like heck care them wan .. even when the babies are clingin on to her whilst being fed rite, the fe-ham will still run here run there. den when the babies drop on to the floor, den she will heck care them . until the babies start to cry den she go and pick them up.


stupid!

i realised. . .

i like guys with dimples. =)




hehehe.

my sunday

my sunday is spent lookin at :



and of cos, my botak! he was out from friday till a couple of hours ago. =)

friday, first went to bpp den to town with gia. had a good time laughing at gia in coffee bean. she was tryin different ways to change the shapes of her eyes. gia. suan le bah. like this nan guo face is cute wad! =)

den i went to gombak mrt to wait for botak. waited for 1 hr! but nonetheless, i saw botak. is excited wan lorh! =)

saturday, went to work, den went to town with botak. walked around, realised nth fun and nice to buy. went to his sis work place to buy a bracelet for yan. is nice i think. hope she likes it.

and today. early morning reach botak's house. went for mac breakfast. went to yan's bbq. and botak has to book in again!!! the time pasts so so so fast.

but nvm, he left me this :




hahaha!

overall . .

got back my results. nt good, but nt as bad as expected. so, i guess i'll get along with it. and try to work harder next sem. try. i said, try. =)

went to shop with hs on thursday. din buy anything, but he bought quite a few items. ate at newyork newyork. the ambience is nice, but food is of average. perhaps i shld haf ate the burger, cos my bro said it was nice.




nah. this is mr shuai qi.



ribs and spag.

the drinks, kinda expected nicer cups. but.. too bad.



anyway, in this doll thing, is chou hong. haha. gd pay u noe, $8 per hr doin nth . just standing there and acting cute.

heh heh heh

on impulse, but it feels good, looks nice, and i'm lovin it. =)

my loves.

a pair of jeans just caught my eyes. =) rock and republic, and this particular pair is designed by victoria beckham. her fashion sense is so good, and the jeans she design aint bad either. i have to buy it, or i'll seriously regret. i'm going to buy the white version. =)



this one!



darling wanted to buy fer me, but no thankew! i'll get what i wan on my on accord. =) thanks though.

oh. and this cosmetic pouch. i like.



i'll buy this after i buy the jeans, and saved enough money.



digress: i miss my boy.

8 september 2006

my botak is in camp!

before botak:



botak :

pardon my constipated look.

i practically went on my knees, hugged him on his legs and wailed. like real.

nahs. send him to camp at 5 SIR, bukit panjang there. before that met him for mac breakfast at yew tee. my favorite hotcakes with sausage. =)

the camp is ulu. nt as nice as tekong. and that this batch of enlistees are those who never study much. many many with ang kongs. hope my botak can find someone 'gam' with him inside. dun gif him a nerdy buddy. he will go crazy.

and suayly, his birkenstocks just arrived in my house today. and he cant see it until 2 weeks later. SUAY.

so sun kissed

went to JE swimming complex ytd for a swim. haha. now i'm red and hurting all over. went with jun, chaiyan, bk, benny, and yi quan. i bet all of us are burnt now. =)

anyway, i jus accompanied jun for his botak hair cut. now he is so . . convict look alike. haha. his head is round.


now i am :

happy birthday to hsiao wei!

went to surprise her at her house ytd. wanxian, candy, gia and i were hiding in her room. so when hsiaowei came home and open her room door, we screamed "surprise!!" at her. haha. is fun.


candy got shocked by herself and us. hsiaowei screamed like she saw some ghost. she was frightened out of her skin rather den surprised. but it was fun lar. she claimed we looked like four mushroom heads in the dark. and she thought she encountered some ghost in her room.

talked thru the morning. talked about the past, the present. and the future. and that girl. she dunoe she's sheng zai fu zhong bu zhi fu. !!! so xin fu yet she thought it was normal. hahaha.

ordered mac delivery at around 5am. and by 5.40, ronald delivered our mac breakfast to us. so blissed to eat mac early in the morning with a bunch of zhu peng gou you. =)


so love them. =)


and candy! told her to take cab home with me at 6.45 in the morning. she insisted that we take the bus. good lorh. we waited for the bus till the sun rose, till the bus stop lights were switched off. and still no sign of the damn 960. in the end, she said she wanna take cab. a few seconds later, she thought since we haf waited fer so long, might as well continue waiting. in the end we waited more than 1/2 an hr for that bus.

FREE SHOW, I LIKE

this happened on thursday, 24 august actually.

was on standing in the middle of a bendy 960 bus, together with jun, chaiyan, and her bf, bk. den this man aboard the bus, and stood in front of us. he had tattoos all over his body, wearing a huge thai amulet in front of his chest. normally amulets are small or at least, flat. but his is totally buldging out. and on his berms, he had loads of smaller wan hanging at the side. at least 8 more?

gold chains on his neck, wrist and ankles. wearing gucci shoes and carrying a LV sling bag.

den he began to talk to this woman(W) beside him. that person supposedly dun know him, but kinda recognise him at the end of their conversation. so i guess they know each other. the conversation goes:

W : so ni lai zhe li zuo shen me? ( so wad u doing here)
man : lai liang ma zhe lu leh. dai wo de lao po yi qi lai liang. (measure the road with my wife)

den their conversation goes on, to this point, the man said : wo zai shou ginnah leh. u yao bu yao lai zuo wo de ginnah.

! wher got ppl so upfront ! in the public leh.

more ppl got up the bus, he had to move to the back of the bus. thus 4 of us started to gossip.

jas : wah! so rich hor him.
jun : ya lorh. LV bag leh.
bk: rich jiu wun take bus liao.
we : YA HOR..

suddenly the man started shouting and hurling vulgarities : NBCCB, u dunoe how to drive bus issit!CB u dun drive bus lar! CCB go drive sports car la! KNN i ask my man to whack u ah! NBCB, ka lim beh go doen, i 1 on 1 with u !
and he goes on with his CCB, CB, and all the other vulgarities u can imagine.

the whole bus was looking at him, yet he dun gif a damn. his wife, better still! she act as if its very normal and nth happen. not diu lian meh!

after a while, he saw a cockroach, and started shouting again lorh. : NBCB! ur bus got ka chua! KNN... blah blah.

SIAO! so rich dun take bus wad rite. got cockroach also nt the uncle's fault mahs.

when the bus reached BP first stop rite, the man got down with his wife, he went to the front door and kinda jio the uncle to one on one with him. the uncle of cos rejected, and closed the front door immediately. the man leh? he spit on the door of the bus, and balonglong shashay away.

free show, i like.

HAHA

hahahahahahahaha!

was reading back my OD. influenced when i saw in QX's blog about his OD. so i went back to read. so throw face. mY lan9uage wAs sHo niCe. biang.

and what made me laugh the most was about zhe bin's OD nick. it was -=xijieshaonian=-
wad the hell were u thinking, zhe bin? and jolin gong zai?

gia was -=xiao`su=- (HAHAHA), den -= vivacity`=-, which is still very her i guess. [ points to zhebin and laugh again]

hsiaowei was kittyluv.
mingjie was -+= LoStHeArT =+-
chaiyan was ~^aH^yAN^~

i am so not happy.

i also want to rant.


i'm not happy that i am down with gastric problem and food poisoning.
i'm not happy that someone told me to wake him up at 11am, yet he didnt.
i'm not happy that someone broke his promise that he would bring me to the doctor.
i'm not happy that i had to go to the poly clinic and wait 1 and a half hour alone.

so what if he couldnt slp the whole nite while lying on bed?

i'm not happy that he still had the cheek to ask me to meet him in ang mo kio.
i'm not happy that he didnt ask what the doctor said about me.
i'm not happy that he continued to sleep till now, 5.10pm.

i'm not happy that i have maths exam tml.
i am so not happy.

Photo crazy.

went to Tony & Guy's ytd for a free hairdo. this guy approached me fer his model so i agreed. washed, blown, and applied some substance that smelt like strawberry lotion. and this guy is whom i've notice since i worked at haagen dazs last year. hahaha. finally we got to know each other, and siti is pretty happy too. =) nice and funny guy.







and remember the make over at NaughtybyNature i blogged some time ago? here's the pics.





took this with junming's niece. her nickname is shumeimei.
very cute, i think.





people always give us funny looks when me and junming bring her out. haha.
just that day,

i : " eh. national day leh. u got wear red and white to school or not?"
shumeimei : " wo cai mei you zhe yang bo liao. "

RANT - by one angry beaver (catalog magazine #26)

10 ways to enjoy summer at the beach

bring a dog. its friendlier than most bronzed poseurs on display in the sand.

accept the fact that not all humans are born equal. but some of us know better than to wear our sunglasses on top of our heads.

while wading in the pool, smile sheepishly to the stranger next to u and say : when u gotta go, u gotta go.

bring a book. its good for throwing at office retards doing team building activities.

find an angry lesbian out with her dog and ask : how long have u guys been together?

pretend to be an oblivious blind jogger.it gives u opportunity to kick sand into peoples' face while lookin good in ur new shades.

in the event where there are a herd of screaming devil children, tell them u will gif 5 bucks to whoever that can hold their breath underwater for the longest time. enjoy the peace until the paramedics arrive.

find a gay man on rollerblades and flesh ur tits at him. u will hear a petrified scream before a loud crashing sound.

walk up to a random guy in speedos, point at his crotch and yell to ur friends across the streets : u are right! he does have a labia!

remember- when the sun is out, ur spectacles can be used, just like a magnifying glass, to burn holes in the bathing suits of sleeping sunbathers.

HAHAHAHAHA!

so wonderful.

after slogging these few weeks for my PFA project, i finally finished and handed it up today. =) am quite satisfied with my work. and i thought the teacher was too.

and that after that met giacinta at lot one. [sorry to keep u waiting hor, helmet head girl =) ] ate pizza hut. have to wait so long for 2 seats. but, overall, the company was great. =)



this made me laugh like mad. =)

一天，三只小蝌蚪到饭店吃饭时，看到服务员为隔壁桌端上一盘田鸡粥。三只小蝌蚪顿时抱在一起伤心地唱着：

‘我不想，我不想，我不想长大。。 ‘

this is damn great.

http://www.liviodemarchi.com/

i totally respect.